Saturday, January 26, 2008

PreMarital Sex

I recently took my Philosophy exam and we had to discuss the moraliy of premarital sex.

This is my take on it. the only definition of morality is if it gives a person a sense of being more human. If one indulges in premarital sex and it fulfills him/her in more than a physical way, then i think there is nothing wrong with it.

the problem, in my opinion, is that everyone is so caughjt up with the 'marriage' thing and i don't really understand what the difference is between people who are married and people who have lived together for years.

i mean, God gave us the sex drive to use. he gave us sex organs to use. he did not give this to us so that we could wait fro 'His blessing'.
he wouldn't have given us these gifts in the first place, if he didnt want us to use them. marriage is only derived from stupid laws and systems we have trapped ourselves in. rehistoric people did not marry each other. they were never damned by God.

m,y point is: if God wanted us to use our sex organs and our sex drive after marriage ( as in the approval of the church) He should have left our dicks and vaginas in some church for us to claim when we have finally said our vows.

if it doesn't violate you as aa human being then indulge in it. if you are happy with what you are doing...explore your libido. as i always say: show us the beauty of all your erotic glory.

bye bitches!

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House Party with The Yu's

Hahaha

i've been pretty lucky these past few days.

Anna V had decided to treat me, yesterday, saturday, to our classmate's coffeeshop, Corum ( watch out...ill be having a gig there on february 7, ill be singing acoustic favorites and my own version of popular songs. i might decide to post some videos here.).

After which, we decided to eat dinner at Rai Rai Ken, of course, Anna v, being the good soul that she is, treated me to dinner as well. After a few hours of indulging in the Japanese goodness of the place, and all the wonderful tastes and smels, I decided to visit the Yu's.

Braeden, Carlo, Braezelle and Lloyd Yu were grounded (and therefore dead bored) due to fortuitous events (haha.of course i know, but i don't feel the need to divulge this info) and so they dcided to invite some friends over.

Being the fun, cool, zhaun ortega, i got invited.

After some chitchats, Eric Noh (Byu's BF) cooked up some Korean fare. It was Sorta like the chinese minced pork but he used thinly sliced, grilled pork belly which we dipped in a sesame oil based sauce and to which we added whole cloves of grilled garlic and wrapped it in lettuce leaves. We also had Kimchi--and you know how i love that. Needless to say, we enjoyed our late snack. They decided to drink some SoJu (some korean iquor) and some beer. Seeing that i had j7ust puked my ass off the morning before, i skipped drinking just for that night.

We then played cards and gambled a bit. And i ust say, i won a sum of money. Call it beginner's luck.

I went home happy and quite content.

And i realized something: after two straight days of house partying..have the homes of my classmates become my new autoshop?

is this just a temporary thing or will i get hooked ion house partying rather than my usual saturday habit of clubbing?

well, right now, i don't know. all i know is, both are fun while they last and its always the friendships you build while partying that matters.
And on those nights that i house partied..i connected with some of the coolest people.

bye bitches!

P.S.

give house partying a try: cheaper, more freedom and its more fulfilling.Stock up on booze and food and invite me over. i think i can make it..no matter how far you are..hahaha

the manmtra of a true partyphile: never skip on great parties!

House Party @ El's

well well well, after weeks and weeks of hard work..i finally got to chilax.
Last friday we decided to have a drinking session at mabelle's house since her parents and older sis were not around.

So we dropped by my house and checked the pantry for some chips (the ever present pulutan) and grabbed some vodka too.

Before going to el's house we decided to buy some brandy (the brand, of course, i shall not say unless im getting a check) and some smokes.

And then the fun began. we started the night off with dinner prepared by el's wonderful nanny. We had tuna and some sorta meatbal;l covered egg and spicy noodles.

After a few minutes the party got started: we started drinking, and as i always do, didnt take in any chasers with my brandy. After a bottle of vodka, a bottle of brandy and about 4 bottles of extra strong beer our crazy minds started playing and we decided to grab Kamar (our Islamic friend) and stripp him of all his clothes.

And that's what we did to the ever-bullied Kamar. Needless to say, we also saw his weiner and some Islamic ass..and it was damn hilarious!

haha
parties with marketing people: uncomparable!


i went home at around 4 a.m. and decided to hit the sack right away. Unfortunately, i woke up at 5:30am to hurl all the chips ive been eating and a lil more..hahaha

shit...i felt so stupid..in all my 8 years of drinking (yes, i am 21) its my second time to puke my ass of just because i had too much to drink AND eat all at the same time..hahaha



bye bitches!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

pam and her pics





thanks pamela..these are great pics..hahahaha..keep sending me pics of ur parties..and hope we party hearty soon..alright?

bye bitches!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Poll Results

Rem,ember My Poll?

The one about how much partying should be done?

well...you guys have spoken and....the winner was

every weekend----with an astounding 83%

ehem

keep on voting..have a new poll..check the left side of the page

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bye bitches!

Heathn Ledger Found Dead

NEW YORK (AP) - Heath Ledger was found dead Tuesday at a downtown Manhattan residence, and police said drugs may have been a factor. He was 28. NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said Ledger had an appointment for a massage at the Manhattan apartment believed to be his home. The housekeeper who went to let him know the masseuse had arrived found him dead at 3:26 p.m.

The Australian-born actor was nominated for an Oscar for "Brokeback Mountain," where he met his wife, actress Michelle Williams, in 2005. Ledger and Williams had lived in Brooklyn and had a daughter, Matilda, until they split up last year.

Ledger was to appear as the Joker this year in "The Dark Night," a sequel to 2005's "Batman Begins." He's had starring roles in "A Knight's Tale" and "The Patriot," and played the suicidal son of Billy Bob Thornton in "Monster's Ball."

Ledger grew up in Perth, and began doing amateur theater at age 10. At 16, he moved to Sydney to pursue an acting career, quickly landing TV movie roles and guest spots on Australian television. After several independent films and a starring role in the short-lived Fox TV series "Roar," Ledger moved to Los Angeles and costarred in "10 Things I Hate About You," a teen comedy reworking of "The Taming of the Shrew." Offers for other teen flicks came his way, but Ledger turned them down, preferring to remain idle than sign on for projects he didn't like.

"It wasn't a hard decision for me," Ledger told the Associated Press in 2001. "It was hard for everyone else around me to understand. Agents were like, `You're crazy,' my parents were like, `Come on, you have to eat."'

His latest role was in "I'm Not There," in which he played one of the many incarnations of Bob Dylan - as did Cate Blanchett, whose performance in that film earned an Oscar nomination Tuesday for best supporting actress.

(Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

How Hot Are You?

this was the result of my "test"

take it too..

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Has the Pinoy Become Too Wild?

Has the Pinoy Become too Wild?

Let’s talk about sex. It used to be; when somebody mentioned this word people would get shocked… then cold silence would fill the room. Nowadays, it’s as common as pornography along the city streets. Which leads me to ask: “has the Pinoy become too wild?”

Last night, I was strolling in the mall when I chanced upon a man who was trying to buy a magazine. Beads of sweat were rolling down his forehead while he was trying to explain to the saleslady what he wanted to purchase. “Eyf-ech-em” he said. “Huh? What do you want to buy?” “Eyf-ech-em” he repeated, as if the saleslady should have known what he meant. “Ah! FHM! The saleslady shouted.” Upon hearing that, everybody turned his or her head to see whom this perverted person was. The next thing I knew, he was pretending to be criticizing the magazine. Obviously, he was embarrassed…and rightfully so! How would you expect a man who couldn’t even pronounce three letters to actually read a magazine?

Then I decided to relax…and see a movie. Out of the six titles, I had chosen to watch “Unfaithful”. While waiting in line, I saw a female friend and invited her to watch the movie with me. She declined and even felt insulted. At first I thought she hated me, or was afraid that I’d do something with her while inside the cinema, so she explained to me that she was just too innocent to watch an R-18 flick. Disappointed, I decided to call my personal pilot to fetch me. Unfortunately, I had no cell phone load, so I borrowed her phone. While I was calling my pilot, a sex video popped out of her phone’s screen. My friend pulled her phone away from me but embarrassedly admitted that she had 100,734 sex videos stored in her phone.

I was appalled! She was too innocent to watch unfaithful, but kept 100,734 sex videos in her phone? No wonder all her fingers were red and swollen, your fingers would get swollen too, if you had to scroll down 100,734 entries, right?

I also know of a friend who frequents whorehouses, but is too shy to tell a pharmacist that he needs condoms; a lady who pretends to be a virgin to seem innocent; and a cousin who has never had sex with her boyfriend, but has enjoyed the anonymity of one-night stands.

What I’m trying to say is, Filipinos want to seem innocent when every one of us has watched pornography, read an adult magazine, or has done something sexual. We want to sustain that conservative persona, while having secret sexual lives.

However YOU can do something about it. You can decide to be yourself and present yourself in all your erotic glory, or live a prudish life. You can decide to project a virginal image, or actually BE that image. You can decide to courageously share with us the beauty of your libido, or keep it to yourself. You can decide. YOU can decide.

Intrinsically, it doesn’t matter what decision you make, or if you’re wild or not, just be yourself and have the courage to show everyone who you truly are. Maybe in time, the Filipino society, would muster enough courage to show the world that indeed the Pinoy has become too wild… BUT this time be damn proud about it.

my birthday bash

this is an entry i stole from my other blog.hehehe.wrote this after my bday. enjoy
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well i had my 21st birthday bash in hypnotiq..and it seemed to do just that..it almost hypnotized everyone into getting sooooooooo drunk..haha

of course..my parents needed to spend a couple of thousands...(true partyphiles nver give out the details of how much their parties cost) but it was all worth it..

i was soooo wasted ..and so were all my clasmates..

i would say..it was one of the greatest parties i have gone to...

and i think my guests feel the same..we all got wasted, even I, the great zhaun ortega (kidding of course) ..started to dance..and not just dance as in move my feet..i mean..sexy dancin..bumpin and grindin with anna v and shaima..and working the pole with everyone..


to get things started i decided to take abootle of vodka in my hand and a shot glass to match..i let everyone take a shot of my version of "happy juice" : alcohol...

and so..everyone did..

even just to pay respect to me..the celbrant..wahahaha


and i loooved it..after a few more cases of beer, bottles of vodka, brandy,pitchers of margarita, glasses of hypnotiq and slurps of blow job.. we all started to REALLY party..

some people vomiited their selves sober..some slept in the sofas..and then drunk some more..

some took advantage of the videoke machines..and yet some more...

GATE CRASHED my party..

damn that VRA..she even had the nerve to bring a bevy of her friends..i mean..eeeew

it was one thing to cross zhaun ortega.

and yet it is another thing to cross him in his own turf! in his own party! in front of all his friends! and after shots and slurps of alcohol..

all hell be damned!

the animal that was me, kept wanting to mark my territory..

this bitch wasnt going to make my party her own! that attention whoring bastard!!!!

i went up to her and put her in her place..
i didnt ask her nicely to please step out the door..i cussed her out and shouted at her to get outta my party and not to come back again..

of course...being a greedy selfish bitch that she was..she came back another 2 times..and even had the guts to kiss my friends...

now they are the laughing stocks of the clasroom for being "vra-lovers"haha

serves her right...that freaky, air headed bitch!

well..if u find it weird that i have sooo much anger at her..ill tell ya some other time what had happend before my party..as of now..all you need to know is that she is a self centered, greedy abusive, gate crashing bitch..

anyways...back to my party..i had a hell lotta fun depsite the vera-ness of it all...and i went home at about 5am..i woke up at around 10 am and i was still drunk!!!!

i stood up from my bed to go to the bathroom and i noticed something quite peculiar..i couldnt walk properly: i was limping..

not only that..i had lots and lots and lots of bruises around my body..i dont even know where i got them

hahathe

the true sign of a wild party-phile...unknown bruises!! haha
and i dont wear them with shame..no sign of embarasment here...i wear my bruises like a badge of honor..and you know what made the whole experience more worthwhile??

its the fact that everytime im faced with my classmates...one of the topics that always pops up, is my birthday party and how jobo slept the whole night and domeng laid his head on the table and how shaima fell flat opn her face whilst going out the bar..and how anna v worked the ledge and how everyone was just plain and simple drunk

now..what self-centered, attention grabbing, selfish, spoiled, charming party-phile like me wouldnt enjoy that?

i mean..i indulge in the attention..but more improtantly..

i indulge with all the friendship i have surrounded my self with..

and i can tell..some of these people were just glad to see a typical saturday night in my life...and for once..

be part of my "inner circle"


bye bitches!

Monday, January 21, 2008

some more pics from my grrreat bday bash






hey hey hey!



i know i promised more pics from my birthday bash...


so yeah..here they are!