trying to write something interesting

hey hey hey!

i was trying to write something interesting..and then i realized..with all thats been happening in my life..nothing really is interesting to other people. i mean..i may live a happy life, im more content today tha n ever..

but somehow, if i take an objective view, nothing thats been happening is particularly interesting.

ive lost four kilos..and im sure u dont wanna know about that..ive had a sttring of projects and a nerve in my eye almost bursted...and yes..u wouldnt even wanna read about that..


so...in tgis desperate quest of searching for something to write ive deicded to write about writing about nothing.
understand?

anyways...

i dont actually need to live an interesting life for other people..i just do..haha
kidding..
i mean, nobody needs to do something for anybody we shopuld never answer to anyone else's pleasure. we follow our pleasure, no matter what.


i say: follow your bliss. find what makes you happy and exhaust all your energy into that. and that way, even if everybody tells you you live an uninteresting life..you would know, theyre wrong

im not making sense, am i?

anyways..ill end this stupid post..watch out for my next post..

ill be partying tomorrow..

haha

bye bitches!!

cheating 101--the basics..

yaeah..i'm gonna break it down for y'all cheating neophytes.

first of all, let me say, all the 'tips' i'll be giving away, i have actually tried and proven to be effective.

let me start off by explaining why cheating isn't bad. its just using your resources for your advantage. again, an example of maximum gratification for minimum effort.

hmmm..well..first of all, you can never cheat succesfully if you dont know anything. you must know something.
i dont buy books and i dont jot down notes but i make it a point to listen to every other sentence that my teachers are saying..so when worse comes to worst id have a lil info to back up my answers...

okay..let the lessons begin. the most trustworthy of all cheating paraphernalia is, and always will be: the cheat sheet. or in local jargon: kodigo.
gone are the days when the cheat sheets were written in small scraps of paper. now, i have invented a better way to cheat. ive discovered that microsoft word goes down to as little as a five font size. use the arial fot style, its easier to read.


you may also choose to reduce your books to smaller photo copies; or if you have your lessons onm powerpoint, you print eight or six slides per bond paper and then staple all of the slides together. i tell you this is fool proof.

if you dont know where to hide your cheat sheets (although it really isnt that hard. you can just put it under your paper. ) you can always type your answers on your cellphjone and whip it out once you start encountering more difficult questions.

another variation of th cheat sheet nvolves voice recording. i tried this on one of my major exams. i used to record all the definitions i had to memorize into my cellphone. on the day of the exam and whip out my phones, put on my headphones and started liste ning to all the answers playing on my phone. haha
it was pretty fun...


you could also use invisible ink. i am sure you could buy pens with invisible ink in your local toy shop, and they usually come with a blue light so you could see what youve written. although this is ingenious, it gets a lil hard to see when its bright in the room.


oh oh oh. before i forget, never underestimate the power of leakages. this is where your social skills kick in. you should have great relations with people who have taken exams before you. ask them befotre they even take the test so they'll remember what to take note of.

also, wrap your answers around your pens. get leakages and write your answers even before you take your exam, that way, you could pretend to write something while your classmates are copying your test paper. cheaters mantra: always give what you have.
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Cases

alright. the tips ive mentioned earlier were for exams and quizzes. ill suggest some more some other time.

when you are tasked with cases and reports, always remember this: teachers recycle them. so, look for oldr people who have taken the subject up under the same teacher and ask if they have copies of the case. get the copy and modify it. make sure to understand it as well.

the internet is a pretty sure way to get answers to popular cases. try websites like cheathouse.com
they offer you unlimited access to all their caes for a fee. You can also look for someone who will be willing to make the case for you. there's always someone around campus who will gladly do it for a fee. this pften ranmges from 100-1000 depending on the length of the case and the output required.

also, you can ask other gorups from your class to contribute some ideas, and you can even ask some of your teachers to help you. if you've maintained good relationships with them, im sure they'll gladly help you

hmm..thats all for now..i cant exhaust all my cheating secrets ion one sitting..theres just too many..

bye bitches!

what do friends really mean?

these past few days i've realized that i have almost completely detached myself from what i call "toxic friends". i think i have never been this detached to anyone else before.

i mean, these people used to be my close buddies, but they have done a lotta stuff to me that either offended me, annoyed me or made me feel unappreciated. being the attention whore that i am, it is almost a mortal sin to make me feel the way that they did. i mean is it so hard to do favors for me when i go out of my way to do favors for them? and i don't really expect much from them. ignoring favors i ask of them (very very simple favors, really, like accompanying me somewhere or waiting for me some time) is like the greatest sign and the most obvious way to make me feel unwanted.

and i never wanna feel that. i am a great person. i am giving, and not only materially. i am a giving soul, i give my emotions and all of my friendship to whomever. i wear my emotions on my sleeve and i let you know when im fond of you. (as a friend, of course)

thats just how i am. i give. and give a lot when it comes to friendships and im really fun to be with. fuck! i Am a great person and i will not allow anyone to constantly make me feel like shit. i am too good to be treated badly. and so are you, dear reader. my advice is: walk away on friendships that make you feel like shit.

i have now detached myself from those bastards and i feel absolutely no care for them. i mean, i dont hate them or anything. its worse than that. i really dont care. they could be talking to me right this instant and i wont probably even notice. their stupid jokes that seemed funny when i was still clouded with the belief that they were real friends are nowas corny as ... well..corn (?).
i have lost interest in their lives and in their opinion that i dont even know why i am writing this about them.

oh wait..i remember...

i am writing this to enlighten you, my dear readers. i have a stand and i live by it. iam not saying you should follow what i did and be picky with friends. i am not at all picky. i just leave friends who just make me feel bad. and friends who make me feel like shit. these toxic friends are not worth my time and effort. you dont have to do the same if you could live with your dysfunctional friends and their stupid quirks. all i am saying is: have a stand and truly truly stand by it.
and if you ever feel troubled or when you dont know what to do..talk to me..and we'll drink it through..

coz there's no greater helper in times of emotional trouble than a bully with a soft heart and a wine bottle...

bye bitches!