cheating 101--the basics..

yaeah..i'm gonna break it down for y'all cheating neophytes.

first of all, let me say, all the 'tips' i'll be giving away, i have actually tried and proven to be effective.

let me start off by explaining why cheating isn't bad. its just using your resources for your advantage. again, an example of maximum gratification for minimum effort.

hmmm..well..first of all, you can never cheat succesfully if you dont know anything. you must know something.
i dont buy books and i dont jot down notes but i make it a point to listen to every other sentence that my teachers are saying..so when worse comes to worst id have a lil info to back up my answers...

okay..let the lessons begin. the most trustworthy of all cheating paraphernalia is, and always will be: the cheat sheet. or in local jargon: kodigo.
gone are the days when the cheat sheets were written in small scraps of paper. now, i have invented a better way to cheat. ive discovered that microsoft word goes down to as little as a five font size. use the arial fot style, its easier to read.


you may also choose to reduce your books to smaller photo copies; or if you have your lessons onm powerpoint, you print eight or six slides per bond paper and then staple all of the slides together. i tell you this is fool proof.

if you dont know where to hide your cheat sheets (although it really isnt that hard. you can just put it under your paper. ) you can always type your answers on your cellphjone and whip it out once you start encountering more difficult questions.

another variation of th cheat sheet nvolves voice recording. i tried this on one of my major exams. i used to record all the definitions i had to memorize into my cellphone. on the day of the exam and whip out my phones, put on my headphones and started liste ning to all the answers playing on my phone. haha
it was pretty fun...


you could also use invisible ink. i am sure you could buy pens with invisible ink in your local toy shop, and they usually come with a blue light so you could see what youve written. although this is ingenious, it gets a lil hard to see when its bright in the room.


oh oh oh. before i forget, never underestimate the power of leakages. this is where your social skills kick in. you should have great relations with people who have taken exams before you. ask them befotre they even take the test so they'll remember what to take note of.

also, wrap your answers around your pens. get leakages and write your answers even before you take your exam, that way, you could pretend to write something while your classmates are copying your test paper. cheaters mantra: always give what you have.
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Cases

alright. the tips ive mentioned earlier were for exams and quizzes. ill suggest some more some other time.

when you are tasked with cases and reports, always remember this: teachers recycle them. so, look for oldr people who have taken the subject up under the same teacher and ask if they have copies of the case. get the copy and modify it. make sure to understand it as well.

the internet is a pretty sure way to get answers to popular cases. try websites like cheathouse.com
they offer you unlimited access to all their caes for a fee. You can also look for someone who will be willing to make the case for you. there's always someone around campus who will gladly do it for a fee. this pften ranmges from 100-1000 depending on the length of the case and the output required.

also, you can ask other gorups from your class to contribute some ideas, and you can even ask some of your teachers to help you. if you've maintained good relationships with them, im sure they'll gladly help you

hmm..thats all for now..i cant exhaust all my cheating secrets ion one sitting..theres just too many..

bye bitches!