very first!

hey hey hey partyphiles of the world!

well..this is my very very very first blog post on this fabulous blog! hahaha..

i know, i know...

you are probably thinking:

"how is this different from all the other blogs i've seen in this twisted and crazy land caLLed the web?"

and the answer is simple: its made by me...the great zhaun ortega..hahaha

and im telling you that's good enough reason!

haha

well..let me first introduce myself..

i'm zhaun claude rosales ortega..nope..im not related to jericho rosales..im related, however to the ortega celebrities (fallen celebrities really) ..

well..im also related (distantly or otherwise) to lucy torres, ,julie yap daza's husband, gloria diaz' husband and mayor duterte from this little (umm..not really.. its actually the largest city in the world) city, where death squads shoot addicts and drug pushers, and there is an overflowing abundance of durians and pomelos and mangosteens....DAVAO City...

hahaha

you really must have to get to know davao city, since this is where most of my partying takes place (although i try to get a little action going from neighboring places too)

well, davao city, is not really the "hottest" place. it is not where clubs are very very rampant..

however..in true partyphile fashion...i make the most out of the experience and what is available..

that being said..ive had more than enough stories of how i live my crazy life...

some of you may be disssapointed (or not) to note though that i really do not intend on writing solely about parties and what not..i also intend on sharing everything about my life..since its one big party in itself..

as a student who knows how it feels to be really really really stressed out for school...i will give online tips for cheating..how to go about it..how to get through it without feeling guilty..and maybe you too, like i, may have great grades with minimum effort..

because isnt that what patrying is all about? getting great results with minimum effort?

on that note (before i give too much effort to this blog) im gonna leave you with my official sign off,

bye bitches!